Januar 6, 2021 Unusual State Laws Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to…
Januar 6, 2021 Life of an Egg So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt…
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Januar 6, 2021 The damn ham Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was…
Januar 6, 2021 In your Face!!! A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Van and the Queen Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: „Jis you know Queen…
Januar 6, 2021 It's the same thing! There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied „Happy-Butt“. When hearing this, the teacher said, „Go straight to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…