Januar 6, 2021 Restaurant Specialty Waiter to customer: „Our specialty is snails.““I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!“
Januar 6, 2021 End of the World Reports When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J….
Januar 6, 2021 How Many Men Does It Take… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me the Bill Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Gay man's last fun Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went…
Januar 6, 2021 The Sexy Secretary. A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrade to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began…
Januar 6, 2021 Mixed Not! Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Januar 6, 2021 St. Patrick's Day What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.