Januar 6, 2021 Sex Statistics A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she…
Januar 6, 2021 No Smoking Here A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says „Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Penile Operation A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says „Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering…
Januar 6, 2021 St. Patrick's Day What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Januar 6, 2021 Reflections on Life George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I’m not into working out. My philosophy…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Reindeer Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers…
Januar 6, 2021 Zen Quotes 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not…
Januar 6, 2021 The Very Special Parrot! A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of … * Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*…