Januar 6, 2021 Upgrade to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began…
Januar 6, 2021 Mixed Not! Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Januar 6, 2021 St. Patrick's Day What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Januar 6, 2021 Reflections on Life George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I’m not into working out. My philosophy…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Reindeer Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers…
Januar 6, 2021 Zen Quotes 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not…
Januar 6, 2021 The Very Special Parrot! A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of … * Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*…
Januar 6, 2021 The damn ham Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was…
Januar 6, 2021 Miscellaneous terms |Arbitrator ar‘-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy‘-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo‘-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn‘-a-det:…