Januar 6, 2021 If a vegetarian eats vegetables… If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Januar 6, 2021 What's sillier John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I…
Januar 6, 2021 Palindromes More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian naive [there’s a message here, I think!] smug gums star…
Januar 6, 2021 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent… This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
Januar 6, 2021 If Timex made toasters… If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.
Januar 6, 2021 If Radio Shack made toasters… If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. You would be able to buy all the…
Januar 6, 2021 If K-Tel sold toasters… If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.
Januar 6, 2021 A bar name A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer „why doesn’t your store have a name“, the store manager says „I haven’t…