Januar 6, 2021 What's sillier John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I…
Januar 6, 2021 Palindromes More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian naive [there’s a message here, I think!] smug gums star…
Januar 6, 2021 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent… This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
Januar 6, 2021 If a vegetarian eats vegetables… If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Januar 6, 2021 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA made toasters… If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at…
Januar 6, 2021 If Sony made toasters… If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached…
Januar 6, 2021 If Timex made toasters… If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.
Januar 6, 2021 If Radio Shack made toasters… If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. You would be able to buy all the…