Januar 6, 2021 Nowhere, Vermont Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit…
Januar 6, 2021 Salad Boss asks secretary „Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let’s do lunch.“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys who wanted to pick up women. Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is „You Bastard.“9. She shaves your eyebrows off while…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife and your job? What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Januar 6, 2021 If You Love Something…. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was…
Januar 6, 2021 The new nun The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her…
Januar 6, 2021 In the bar. A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, „All the guys on this…