Januar 6, 2021 Why is a violist like a terrorist? Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the cops got nothing to go on.
Januar 6, 2021 What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby? What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a jerk off!
Januar 6, 2021 What to do Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid… A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, „How many children do you have?““Ten,“ she replied.“What are…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the skeleton burp? Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to fart.
Januar 6, 2021 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Januar 6, 2021 If the NSA made toasters… If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at…
Januar 6, 2021 If Sony made toasters… If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached…