Januar 6, 2021 What is sicker than sick? What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Januar 6, 2021 What is It? What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not use…
Januar 6, 2021 So you don not know Jack Schitt… So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt,…
Januar 6, 2021 A fun game While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You’ve won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left….
Januar 6, 2021 Valentine Day Story Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through…
Januar 6, 2021 A story with a morale A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. „Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think…
Januar 6, 2021 A few words of wisdom „I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.“ – Ed Bluestone…
Januar 6, 2021 Tough job A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. „Why?“ asked the barber, „Is there something wrong with this one?““I…
Januar 6, 2021 That is ONE! A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd…