Januar 6, 2021 If PCs Were Toasters… If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a…
Januar 6, 2021 Thoughts Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?Ever stop…
Januar 6, 2021 FBI Want-Ads The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, „Wanted FBI agents.“ After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three. They…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem with Santa! 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of…
Januar 6, 2021 Restructuring at the North Pole The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about…
Januar 6, 2021 Paint the Porch Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, „Sir, I am down on…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pastor\'s Last Stand A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: „Christian Horse for Sale.“ Being that…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama's so poor Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog life… Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
Januar 6, 2021 A Redneck Joke 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up…