Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Woman would say… The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pencils How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
Januar 6, 2021 The poor guy got G.A.S.H. A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!
Januar 6, 2021 Oh la la! A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down…
Januar 6, 2021 Sven and Olie Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his…
Januar 6, 2021 80 year old man An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, „Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I…