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Januar 6, 2021 New Scope A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo' Momma is… Yo‘ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Cold Politics It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.
Januar 6, 2021 A day late. Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says ‚I’ve got good news and bad news, which do…
Januar 6, 2021 Good boys Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – „Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they’re18.“Johnny did. And by…
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Januar 6, 2021 Who won the race? Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there first?The Lesbians,…