Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Woman would say… The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pencils How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
Januar 6, 2021 Sven and Olie Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his…
Januar 6, 2021 80 year old man An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, „Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I…
Januar 6, 2021 New Scope A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo' Momma is… Yo‘ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Cold Politics It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.
Januar 6, 2021 Whorehouse Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it – we’re closed.