Januar 6, 2021 Eyes What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Anna's mom…. Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s name is Nickel……. What is the oldest daughter’s name?You think…
Januar 6, 2021 Penguin goes into a bar So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman „have you seen my brother?“… and the barman says „I don’t know,…
Januar 6, 2021 Skylights I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!
Januar 6, 2021 The mime! I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up….the mime next door went nuts!
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Joke There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman’s, she should of…
Januar 6, 2021 So Fat… Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Januar 6, 2021 Old Sailor An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.“How am I doing?“ He asks.“Three knots,“ she replies. „Three knots?…