Januar 6, 2021 Sunbathing A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. The picture was perfectly toned and buffed except…
Januar 6, 2021 So Fat… Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Januar 6, 2021 Old Sailor An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.“How am I doing?“ He asks.“Three knots,“ she replies. „Three knots?…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wizard of Oz At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some…
Januar 6, 2021 Neutron Walks into a Bar… A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, „Hey – how much?“Bartender replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 Let me out!!! You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?Strike 1!…
Januar 6, 2021 Give 100% at Work Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember …….When you’re having a really bad day and…