Januar 6, 2021 Miss Muffet Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: „hey, whatsin…
Januar 6, 2021 Sunbathing A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. The picture was perfectly toned and buffed except…
Januar 6, 2021 Let me out!!! You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?Strike 1!…
Januar 6, 2021 Give 100% at Work Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember …….When you’re having a really bad day and…
Januar 6, 2021 Bald Men Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Tracks Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks like snails!
Januar 6, 2021 Vikings in a Dome. Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!