Januar 6, 2021 Bald Men Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Tracks Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks like snails!
Januar 6, 2021 Vikings in a Dome. Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Januar 6, 2021 The Pope and the Rams What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They both feature 3 million people…
Januar 6, 2021 The Preist and the Nun A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and their only…
Januar 6, 2021 Restroom Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says:…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Mess With The I.R.S! To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not…
Januar 6, 2021 Like and Love What is the difference between ‚like‘ and ‚love‘? Answer: spit and swallow!
Januar 6, 2021 Rule of Thumb The phrase „rule of thumb“ is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than…
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Beer A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‚Sorry we don’t serve snails‘ and throws him out.A couple of weeks…