Januar 6, 2021 Rule of Thumb The phrase „rule of thumb“ is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than…
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Beer A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‚Sorry we don’t serve snails‘ and throws him out.A couple of weeks…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News… A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his…
Januar 6, 2021 Natalie The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks…well, „needy“….
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Januar 6, 2021 Golf Joke Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rubdown A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital’s more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't do it A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily,…