Januar 6, 2021 The Rubdown A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital’s more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Timing A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50…
Januar 6, 2021 Will you rember me?? Hey bob,“Will you rember me tomorrow??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next week??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next month??“ „Yes“ „Will yoiu rember…
Januar 6, 2021 Restroom Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says:…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Mess With The I.R.S! To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not…
Januar 6, 2021 Like and Love What is the difference between ‚like‘ and ‚love‘? Answer: spit and swallow!
Januar 6, 2021 Rule of Thumb The phrase „rule of thumb“ is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than…
Januar 6, 2021 Snail Beer A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‚Sorry we don’t serve snails‘ and throws him out.A couple of weeks…
Januar 6, 2021 The Motor Home My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and…
Januar 6, 2021 New… If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city’s new name be?New Yolk City!