Januar 6, 2021 Multi-syllable words Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says „Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of…
Januar 6, 2021 Bee Sting A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse,…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me An Ear! This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up…
Januar 6, 2021 A short poem for today. Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And…
Januar 6, 2021 The Recruits Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection.“Hey johnson!“ yelled the drill instructor, “ those are the…
Januar 6, 2021 Brrr Its Cold An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, „Doctor,…
Januar 6, 2021 Screen Door Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!