Januar 6, 2021 Get Me Out! There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Cut An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of…
Januar 6, 2021 Help me Doc! Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take…
Januar 6, 2021 Stressed Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Hair Loss Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?
Januar 6, 2021 Rising Temperature Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed a Pillow Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 Coin Swallowing Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 6 This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and bad news, what would…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 5 This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor:…