Januar 6, 2021 Rising Temperature Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed a Pillow Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 Coin Swallowing Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 6 This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and bad news, what would…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 5 This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 4 Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 3 Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News 1 Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab…
Januar 6, 2021 Get a Life Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Sneeze! Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with…