Januar 6, 2021 A Tool A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back:…
Januar 6, 2021 Painful Screams Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Yes or No Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Januar 6, 2021 You Have VD What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Help me Doc! Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take…
Januar 6, 2021 Stressed Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your…
Januar 6, 2021 Hair Loss Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?
Januar 6, 2021 Rising Temperature Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Lose Weight John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!