Januar 6, 2021 Lose Weight John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
Januar 6, 2021 Food for Thought Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out.“Doctor: That’s easy….
Januar 6, 2021 Stirring Prescription Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 Panic Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans,…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't Hear Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems…
Januar 6, 2021 Is It Serious? Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
Januar 6, 2021 Get a Life Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Sneeze! Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticklish Tongue Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far…