Januar 6, 2021 Ticklish Tongue Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far…
Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Can't See Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's God? Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!
Januar 6, 2021 Bit by Bit Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 Lose Weight John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
Januar 6, 2021 Food for Thought Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out.“Doctor: That’s easy….
Januar 6, 2021 Stirring Prescription Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 Panic Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans,…