Januar 6, 2021 Can't Hear Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems…
Januar 6, 2021 Is It Serious? Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Small… True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in…
Januar 6, 2021 Uncommon Perversions A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she’s very hesitant about describing…
Januar 6, 2021 Get Sober! As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, „I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Plants Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Januar 6, 2021 Be Patient A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Knee Pains A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, „There must be…