Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Can't See Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Patient A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Knee Pains A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, „There must be…
Januar 6, 2021 Less Sex A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around…
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Mouse A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, „Doctor, please come quickly….
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Operation One Polish surgeon asks another: „How did that appendectomy go?““Appendectomy?“ shrieks the other. „I though it was an autopsy!“
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Small… True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in…