Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Mouse A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, „Doctor, please come quickly….
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Operation One Polish surgeon asks another: „How did that appendectomy go?““Appendectomy?“ shrieks the other. „I though it was an autopsy!“
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Hard Transplant A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Zactly Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came up to her and…
Januar 6, 2021 Pulling Teeth A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, „I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Stockmarket You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Januar 6, 2021 Easy Specimens An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can’t believe it. He…