Januar 6, 2021 Dead Plants Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Januar 6, 2021 Be Patient A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
Januar 6, 2021 Hard Transplant A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Zactly Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came up to her and…
Januar 6, 2021 Pulling Teeth A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, „I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Stockmarket You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Januar 6, 2021 Easy Specimens An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can’t believe it. He…