Januar 6, 2021 Virgin A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.“Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I…
Januar 6, 2021 He's Shaky One woman says to another, „I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he’s so young and…
Januar 6, 2021 Split Personality Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Januar 6, 2021 Where's My Pen A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, „Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!“
Januar 6, 2021 No Card Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and…
Januar 6, 2021 What Can I Get? A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman.“May I speak to the pharmacist?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Need A Muscle Relaxant This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, „Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill The Duck A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, „Gimme a chap stick.“The pharmacist asks the duck, „Will that be cash or…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This? A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunately, when he stands in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Poetic „When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking…