Januar 6, 2021 Bill The Duck A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, „Gimme a chap stick.“The pharmacist asks the duck, „Will that be cash or…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This? A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunately, when he stands in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Poetic „When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing…
Januar 6, 2021 Let Go Please „Oh doctor,“ moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. „Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!““I understand,“ said the shrink. „But I’ll be able to take better…
Januar 6, 2021 Nutty Problem A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Them a Shock Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Januar 6, 2021 Pervert? A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it…
Januar 6, 2021 I\'m A Wheelbarrow Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you around.