Januar 6, 2021 The Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing…
Januar 6, 2021 What Tax? This kid walks into the pharmacy: „I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for…
Januar 6, 2021 Theory of the Stork Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Them a Shock Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Januar 6, 2021 Pervert? A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it…
Januar 6, 2021 I\'m A Wheelbarrow Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you around.
Januar 6, 2021 Need the Eggs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three…
Januar 6, 2021 Where would you go? There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane…
Januar 6, 2021 Let Go Please „Oh doctor,“ moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. „Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!““I understand,“ said the shrink. „But I’ll be able to take better…