Januar 6, 2021 I\'m A Wheelbarrow Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you around.
Januar 6, 2021 Need the Eggs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three…
Januar 6, 2021 Weathermen Are Nuts Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is: „It’s raining men, hallelujah!“9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrists and Patients How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better…
Januar 6, 2021 The Proposition The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, „Pardon me miss, do…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrinke Removal An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull…
Januar 6, 2021 Urine Resample A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Power Of Observation It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the…
Januar 6, 2021 It Is Woomba At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, „No no no, I am telling you it is…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgeon Says Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can’t remember WHEN…