Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrists and Patients How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better…
Januar 6, 2021 The Proposition The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, „Pardon me miss, do…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrinke Removal An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull…
Januar 6, 2021 Urine Resample A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Power Of Observation It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the…
Januar 6, 2021 It Is Woomba At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, „No no no, I am telling you it is…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgeon Says Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can’t remember WHEN…
Januar 6, 2021 Murphys Law on Love and Sex „Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.“ „I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.“ „I’m not really married.“ „It’s only a cold sore.“ „Looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 6 The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, „I’ve found a woman just like mother!“ His father replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 5 Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it’s…