Januar 6, 2021 Murphys Law on Love and Sex „Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.“ „I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.“ „I’m not really married.“ „It’s only a cold sore.“ „Looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 6 The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, „I’ve found a woman just like mother!“ His father replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 5 Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 4 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toast 3 Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).Don’t keep him in the dog house…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 2 A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife’s judgement. Look whom she married!A lifetime…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 1 Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.Marriage is a mutual relationship if…
Januar 6, 2021 Cold Remedy A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the „Atlantic Monthly“:At the first sign of a cold, go to bed…
Januar 6, 2021 Be A Smoker! Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest…
Januar 6, 2021 New Drug Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and…