Januar 6, 2021 Its A Duck Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, „Looks like a duck,…
Januar 6, 2021 Unusual Case Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom „Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality“ July, 1991 p. 15Scrotum Self-RepairOne morning, I was called to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This? A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunately, when he stands in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Poetic „When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing…
Januar 6, 2021 What Tax? This kid walks into the pharmacy: „I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for…
Januar 6, 2021 Theory of the Stork Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he…
Januar 6, 2021 Split Personality Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Januar 6, 2021 Where's My Pen A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, „Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!“