Januar 6, 2021 Its A Duck Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, „Looks like a duck,…
Januar 6, 2021 Unusual Case Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom „Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality“ July, 1991 p. 15Scrotum Self-RepairOne morning, I was called to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Poetic „When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing…
Januar 6, 2021 What Tax? This kid walks into the pharmacy: „I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for…
Januar 6, 2021 Theory of the Stork Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Can You Read This A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he…
Januar 6, 2021 Split Personality Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Januar 6, 2021 Where's My Pen A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, „Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!“
Januar 6, 2021 No Card Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and…