Januar 6, 2021 Murphys Law on Love and Sex „Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.“ „I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.“ „I’m not really married.“ „It’s only a cold sore.“ „Looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Rein Him In The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning.“Congratulations!“ said the clerk looking…
Januar 6, 2021 What Is A Penis On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. „Honey,“ she says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Refrigerated Pussy On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Prank These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend….
Januar 6, 2021 Offended Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, „What huge…
Januar 6, 2021 Wifespeak Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You’ll pay for…
Januar 6, 2021 Polish Wedding Night What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.
Januar 6, 2021 True Story True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a ‚kiddy harness‘ to…
Januar 6, 2021 Your're What? A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: „You’re WHAT?!?!?“