Januar 6, 2021 Sibling Stories From Matt Groening’s „Big Book Of Hell“, here are: ‚Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me’…The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this?…
Januar 6, 2021 No Oranges Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don’t know, because in school we learn…
Januar 6, 2021 No Worms Please! A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in…
Januar 6, 2021 What is a Teenager? By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on…
Januar 6, 2021 High On a Plane A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to…
Januar 6, 2021 Swallowed A Penny My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Pee In the Pool The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…
Januar 6, 2021 Mutated Gene All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which…
Januar 6, 2021 Let's Swear Mother calls up stairs, „You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you’ll be late for school!“As they are ambling down,…