Januar 6, 2021 Y2K President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: „I needed three importantpeople to send…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Life can not be like Star Trek Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two kids meet A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:“My mom was born in California!Where was your mom born?“The other kid answers, „Alaska“.The first one…
Januar 6, 2021 Scottish Joke What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings „Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud.“An English sheepherder…
Januar 6, 2021 When I die… When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 Don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t jump! Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. – Put velcro on the ceiling.
Januar 6, 2021 The 3 Guys in a Plane There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw…
Januar 6, 2021 The Three Surgeons Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The…