Januar 6, 2021 The Hunt A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can…
Januar 6, 2021 3 times a virgin. A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.“Well,“ she said. „The first time…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad eyes. A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, „I wish you had a flashlight.“He says,…
Januar 6, 2021 New Viruses Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I repeat,…
Januar 6, 2021 Understanding Your Paycheck: Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22…
Januar 6, 2021 SOTALLY TOBER starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI’m just a little slort of sheepI’m…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Way to know if you have PMS 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ongoing Note Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Hmmm…Ponderings What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Whimsical Sayings Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.Why is „abbreviation“ such a…