Januar 6, 2021 Santa Takes Out the Male Deer What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Januar 6, 2021 Welcome to Hell… One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.Devil:…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand Still, Soldier! Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting…
Januar 6, 2021 Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…
Januar 6, 2021 21 types of pissers! 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet the Schitts! You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says „You don’t know Jack Schitt“, well, now you’ll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son…
Januar 6, 2021 OXYMORONS OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Living dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Pretend You're A Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. „Hurry!“ she said, „stand in the corner.“…