Januar 6, 2021 Stand Still, Soldier! Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting…
Januar 6, 2021 Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon…
Januar 6, 2021 Left and Right Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Singing Frog A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: „No way. I don’t think you can pay…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mushroom A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, „We don’t serve mushrooms here.“The mushroom says, „Why?! I’m a…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Boll Weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields…
Januar 6, 2021 Years of Bad Sex A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…