Januar 6, 2021 If Men got pregnant! 1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.4. Morning sickness…
Januar 6, 2021 OXYMORONS OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Living dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Pretend You're A Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. „Hurry!“ she said, „stand in the corner.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Screwy Date It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he…
Januar 6, 2021 Snowmen and Snowladies What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Januar 6, 2021 Welcome to Hell… One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.Devil:…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand Still, Soldier! Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting…
Januar 6, 2021 Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…