Januar 6, 2021 Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My what big eyes…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet the Schitts! You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says „You don’t know Jack Schitt“, well, now you’ll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son…
Januar 6, 2021 OXYMORONS OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Living dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Pretend You're A Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. „Hurry!“ she said, „stand in the corner.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Screwy Date It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he…
Januar 6, 2021 Snowmen and Snowladies What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Januar 6, 2021 Welcome to Hell… One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.Devil:…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand Still, Soldier! Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting…
Januar 6, 2021 Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…