Januar 6, 2021 Santa Takes Out the Male Deer What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Januar 6, 2021 Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…
Januar 6, 2021 21 types of pissers! 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet the Schitts! You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says „You don’t know Jack Schitt“, well, now you’ll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son…
Januar 6, 2021 OXYMORONS OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Living dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Pretend You're A Statue A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. „Hurry!“ she said, „stand in the corner.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Screwy Date It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he…
Januar 6, 2021 Snowmen and Snowladies What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.