Januar 6, 2021 Years of Bad Sex A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…
Januar 6, 2021 Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It’s easier for me…
Januar 6, 2021 Outhouse On Quicksand? Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Januar 6, 2021 Olive, the 10th Reindeer How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer „Olive“?Olive ?Yeah, you know, „Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names“
Januar 6, 2021 I'm Glad I'm A Man I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don’t bitch to my girlfriends…
Januar 6, 2021 A Fish Story! One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, „WOW!! What a nice Gauddam…
Januar 6, 2021 Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race….