Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Poetry The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Molecules Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, „Are you all right?“ „No, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Painful Puns Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race….
Januar 6, 2021 Truisms! * If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.*…
Januar 6, 2021 Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Januar 6, 2021 Name a… Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates‘ campaign promises.
Januar 6, 2021 Name A Fawn… Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.