Januar 6, 2021 The Neutron A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, „How much for abeer?“The bartender replies, „For you, no charge.“
Januar 6, 2021 Saved Your Privates A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. „So…
Januar 6, 2021 Left and Right Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Singing Frog A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: „No way. I don’t think you can pay…
Januar 6, 2021 Name a… Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates‘ campaign promises.
Januar 6, 2021 Name A Fawn… Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
Januar 6, 2021 Smiling Snowman Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Januar 6, 2021 I'm Glad I'm A Woman I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don’t brag to my…
Januar 6, 2021 Potential and Reality A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. „Dad, can you tell me the difference between…