Januar 6, 2021 At the public pool |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dad will never say |Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ‚bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom's new recipe |Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and…
Januar 6, 2021 Newest son-in-law |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. „I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Where you reside |…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over…
Januar 6, 2021 Turned Into a Mom When… |You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes. You hear a baby cry in…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Mom Taught Me… |My Mother taught me LOGIC…“If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.“ My Mother…
Januar 6, 2021 Pass out in shock |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the…
Januar 6, 2021 My wife is pregnant |A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!“ „Is this her first child?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Mom would never say |Things Mom Would Never Say“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?“ „Yeah, I used to skip school a lot,…