|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. „I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,“ said the man. „To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.“ The son-in-law interrupted, „I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.“ „I see,“ replied the father-in-law. „Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.“ „I hate office work,“ said the son-on-law. „I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.“ „Wait a minute,“ said the father-in-law. „I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?“ „Easy,“ said the young man. „Buy me out.“
