What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!