What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
What do cows wear when they’re vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!