What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What hair style is a calf’s favorite? The cowlick!
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
What has four legs and goes, „Oom! Oom!“? A cow walking backwards!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud!
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? De-calfinated!