Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‚The Wizard of…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine…and…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song? ‚Oh comb all ye faithful‘
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song? ‚Yule never walk alone‘
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!