Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What song do Father Christmas‘ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you’d better watch out… there’s a feller inside…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‚Ghoul-di-locks‘!