Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. „Doctor, you’ve got to help me!“ he wailed. „What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes „The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.“ „And did he?“ „Yes, I had to sell the car to…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, „I keep seeing spots in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.