Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes „The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.“ „And did he?“ „Yes, I had to sell the car to…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, „I keep seeing spots in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.