Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, „Taxi!“
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing…