Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she’d never be able to learn the language
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.