Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, ‚It’s no good…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. „Hey,“ said McAfee, „be sure to watch out for that bridge that’s coming down…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell „coward“ at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.