Kategorie: More Jokes

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew…

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.