Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and…

Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and…

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

„Where’s the car?“ asked Professor Delbert’s wife when he got home. „Did I take it out?“ „Yes, you drove it to school this morning.“…

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. „Hey,“ said McAfee, „be sure to watch out for that bridge that’s coming down…

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell „coward“ at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.