Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says „Safety Zone.“

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn’t going to miss seeing myself on „America’s Most Wanted.“

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and…

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were…

Learner driver: What happens when everything’s coming your way? Instructor: You’re in the wrong lane.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?