Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell „coward“ at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, „Spit out that toffee“ and a train says, „Choo, choo.“

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is…