Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is…

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that…