Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing…

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says „Safety Zone.“

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were…