Kategorie: More Jokes

„Take the wheel, Harry!“ said the nervous lady driver. „There’s a tree coming straight for us!“

Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the…

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a…

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel…

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

A motorist ran into a shop. „Do you own a black and white cat?“ he asked. „No,“ replied the manager. „Oh dear,“ said the…

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.