Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were…

Learner driver: What happens when everything’s coming your way? Instructor: You’re in the wrong lane.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

„Take the wheel, Harry!“ said the nervous lady driver. „There’s a tree coming straight for us!“

Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the…

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a…

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel…