Kategorie: More Jokes

My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel…

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

A motorist ran into a shop. „Do you own a black and white cat?“ he asked. „No,“ replied the manager. „Oh dear,“ said the…

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. „What’s going on?“…

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.