Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. „What’s going on?“…

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.

What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, „Spit out that toffee“ and a train says, „Choo, choo.“

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is…